Is your shock bigger than a bread box?

Pleased as I am about last night there was one thing that genuinely gave me this expression:










You have to understand, I've been to this state on many occasions... I have relatives there... I've played more rounds of 20 Questions on the I-95 than is healthy... and this has completely blown my mind. I would have been less surprised if Texas had gone Democrat. I mean seriously, take the 460 west of Farmville.



I just had a disturbing thought: Virginia voted Democrat and Ontario voted Conservative.