It was my first day of clinical today, and let me tell you, it was 3 straight hours of finding out how badly I can possibly screw up by doing things wrong there.
But I'm not letting that get me down, because I am on my way to becoming Nurse Elizabeth Shue-chanan!
Wait... I DON'T get to kiss patients? What the hell kind of profession doesn't involve kissing a bunch of random people on stage?
Don't get the reference? See Hamlet 2. It is your new mission to do so.