"Some men are born great, some achieve greatness, others have greatness thrust upon them. And then there's this guy- who couldn't buy great at a great store if they were going out of business and had to get rid of all their great"- Jon Stewart
Just in case you didn't think he'd be a D-Bag right to the very end...
[Still President] Bush said he doesn't worry about his popularity because those types of debates "will matter not if there's another attack on the homeland."
"Actually Mr. Bush, it appears people think you're an even bigger jackass..."
Some people will argue that Obama won't fix anything. Even if he really wants to, there's such a huge mess in the White House right now that he really doesn't have a chance.
The American election was never really about "change" or "hope" for me. Let me explain.
Think about those people in your hometown who had garbage on their front yard and way too many cats. The ones who doubled the average number of police calls to the block each year and did not seem to know what a car wash was. When they (or you) moved I suspect that your life did not change in any profound way. You didn't find yourself in a Utopian neighbourhood free of fights and littering, where everyone on the block had a job and a happy life. But at the end of the day things got a little better- because it's always nice to know that the people who live next to you aren't complete fucking morons.
Also, I guess this guy they elected is pretty cool. He's got really great eyes- policies! And super hot- solid no... important! Important ideas!
Here's a photo of Obama thanking me for using my blog to help him get elected: