Alright I was struggling...
Night of the Driving Dead?
Shone on the Dead?
Who would have thought the Spokesperson for Austin's Public Works would have no sense of humour?
My favourite quote doesn't come until the end:
"What is disturbing, we discovered in our research for this report, is that there are actually websites out there that tell people exactly how to do this."
1) If they were really "taking this seriously" shouldn't they investigate to see where the Zombies came from and where they were going?
2) How do we know it wasn't a terrorist attack?! It was probably those Moonanites again, but our puny earth brains couldn't figure it out.
3) I can't comment on Austin, but I know for a fact that if the "High Winds on the Skyway" sign at the QEW/403 Junction suddenly displayed "Warning Zombies Ahead" no one would drive any faster or slower than they usually do, but it would sure make my day.
Also The Superficial has my favourite quote about the Michael Phelps... ugh... indicent:
"If Michael Phelps wants to pour alcohol into his face, smoke the marijuana like a cigarette and fornicate with various loose women before beating the world's pants off at swimming, shouldn't we as a nation stand behind him? I mean, Christ, if he was anymore American, he'd be out fighting crime with a talking bald eagle for a sidekick. But then how would other nations know we dominate at the breast stroke? You gotta think these things through."