Monday, February 02, 2009

28 Miles Later

Alright I was struggling...

Night of the Driving Dead?
Shone on the Dead?
Residential-Street Evil?


Who would have thought the Spokesperson for Austin's Public Works would have no sense of humour?



My favourite quote doesn't come until the end:

"What is disturbing, we discovered in our research for this report, is that there are actually websites out there that tell people exactly how to do this."


3 Thoughts:

1) If they were really "taking this seriously" shouldn't they investigate to see where the Zombies came from and where they were going?

2) How do we know it wasn't a terrorist attack?! It was probably those Moonanites again, but our puny earth brains couldn't figure it out.

3) I can't comment on Austin, but I know for a fact that if the "High Winds on the Skyway" sign at the QEW/403 Junction suddenly displayed "Warning Zombies Ahead" no one would drive any faster or slower than they usually do, but it would sure make my day.

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Also The Superficial has my favourite quote about the Michael Phelps... ugh... indicent:


"If Michael Phelps wants to pour alcohol into his face, smoke the marijuana like a cigarette and fornicate with various loose women before beating the world's pants off at swimming, shouldn't we as a nation stand behind him? I mean, Christ, if he was anymore American, he'd be out fighting crime with a talking bald eagle for a sidekick. But then how would other nations know we dominate at the breast stroke? You gotta think these things through."

2 comments:

joe said...

"the Michael Phelps... ugh... indicent"

I, for one, am shocked and appalled. A guy in his kind of shape shouldn't be taking chances with his lungs. He should try a vaporizer instead of a bong, eh.

Joe... again said...

lol.. I just read this in a story about Phelps:

"'He grabbed the bong and a lighter and knew exactly what to do,' a witness said of the swimming superstar, according to the News of the World report.

'He looked just as natural with a bong in his hands as he does swimming in the pool. He was the gold medal winner of bong hits.'"

Go America!