Monday, July 10, 2006

Tales from the Niagara Penninsula


(courtesy of My Pictures folder at Keefer Mansion Inn)

Sigh. Until this point I had resisted the urge to msn at work. It's on the computer, but I've been trying really hard to behave myself. Here's the dinger. I have three overnights this week and I am not exaggerating in the least when I say that it is 12:05 (an hour into the first of them) and I have NOTHING left to do. I really hope they leave me something tomorrow night. The place has been so slow that there is no cleaning to catch up on, nothing to enter into the databases, and no work left to do. In the next 7 and a half hours the only thing I have to do is dust the chairs in the dining room and windex the windows (preferably closer to the morning) and set up for breakfast. Once an hour I'm supposed to patrol the hallways and make sure there aren't any burglars or ghosts. I don't really know what I'm supposed to do if I find either a burglar or ghost (aside from allerting Scooby Doo and the gang), but at least it keeps me up and moving (and awake).

Today I found out that I am a huge gigantic wuss. More so than originally suspected.
I went in to have a consult done on Lazer Hair Removal. Apparently my hair growth is so freaky that not only are salon-based estheticians freaked out, but even estheticians who deal with frequent electrolosis patients and lazers are baffled. I am indeed circus material folks. Anyways to add insult to injury, I didn't faint getting treatment done -oh no- I fainted getting the treatment DESCRIBED to me. You would think that someone who is capable of having hair ripped out of the side of their face with wax strips wouldn't be so afraid of a little needle sensation, but there you have it. The esthetician also informed me that the lazer treatment would improve my self-confidence. From this statement I can conclude that the lazer not only removes hair, but gets rid of acne scarring, burns 30lbs and adds 3 inches in height.

At any rate, the play is coming along, and should be ready for Thursday. Meanwhile I get to log a few more hours here... doing nothing. Seriously, come visit me online. I'll be around until like 4AM when I go to clean.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ouch - sorry.

X (A of E)

Angelo said...

"From this statement I can conclude that the lazer not only removes hair, but gets rid of acne scarring, burns 30lbs and adds 3 inches in height."

Bravo! Encore!