Little Angel Liz on right shoulder: Elizabeth, don't forget, you promised your web log readers that you would post today.
Little Devil Liz on left shoulder: Oh for crying out loud, like anyone's even going to notice.
Little Angel Liz: I'm sure her readers have noticed a slight improvement in her posting of late, and are now holding her to a higher standard of writing.
Little Devil Liz: Oh please, just stick a cute animal picture up and go back to your decaf and Futurama Season II DVD.
Little Angel Liz: I'm sure that Liz would never stoop to something so broad and banal when she's working so hard on improving the quality of her web log.
2 hours later: