Thursday, October 16, 2008

Don't #*$& with Wendy Testiburger!

Watch the new South Park: The Breast Cancer Show Ever

Wendy's excellence in this episode has prompted me to create the following list in recognition of women you do not want to mess with.

Liz's Top 10 Kick Ass Female Characters:

(I have decided not to assign an order. Firstly I kept switching the order so many times it was getting ridiculous. I also did not want any kind of ordering system to take away from the awesomeness of each and every one of these rockin' ladies)

Leela, Futurama

"That's why I've decided to hurt you until you explain it."



"You poor guys, always confusing your pistols with your privates"

Tasha Yar, Star Trek TNG

"Is that the civilized word for 'murder' on this world?"

Wendy Testiburger, South Park

"I'm done."

Princess Leia, Star Wars Episode IV

"I'm surprised you had the courage to take responsibility yourself... the more you tighten your grip Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers."

Red Fraggle, Fraggle Rock

"What's dragon slaying got to do with violence?"

Molly Weasley, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

"Not my daughter you bitch!"

Celes Chere, Final Fantasy VI

"I'm a soldier, not some love-starved twit!"

Beatrix Kiddo, Kill Bill

"Wiggle your big toe"


I forgot one, but I'm not bumping anyone...

"... you look like a real prince, but Ronald you are a bum!"

Runners up include:

Rogue, X-Men The Animated Series
Goslin, Darkwing Duck
Batgirl, Batman The Animated Series
Schala/Kid, Chrono Trigger/Cross
Seven of Nine, Star Trek Voyager

Now THAT'S girl power.

1 comment:

Andrew said...

Don't Cameron Diaz with Wendy Testiburger!