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Brits driving Austrians bonkers over rude village name
LONDON, (AFP) - British tourists have left the residents of one
charming Austrian village effing and blinding by constantly stealing the signs
for their oddly-named village.
While British visitors are finding it hilarious, the residents of
Fucking, Austria are failing to see the funny side, The Sunday Telegraph newspaper
Only one kind of crimimal ever stalks the sleepy 32-house village near
Salzburg on the German border -- cheeky British tourists armed with a
sense of humour and a screwdriver.
But the local authorities are hitting back and with the signs now set
concrete, police chief Kommandant Schmidtberger is on the lookout.
"We will not stand for the Fucking signs being removed," the officer
"It may be very amusing for you British, but Fucking is simply Fucking
us. What is this big Fucking joke? It is puerile."
Local guide Andreas Behmueller said it was only the British that had a
fixation with Fucking.
"The Germans all want to see the Mozart house in Salzburg," he
"Every American seems to care only about 'The Sound of Music' (the 1965
film shot around Salzburg). The occasional Japanese wants to see
birthplace in Braunau.
"But for the British, it's all about Fucking."
Guesthouse boss Augustina Lindlbauer described the village's
lakes, forests and vistas.
"Yet still there is this obsession with Fucking," she said.
"Just this morning I had to tell an English lady who stopped by that
there were no Fucking postcards."