I would not could not kill a king, I would not poison anything

Froid's Edible complex: Realizing that you can't eat Hamlet because the play is rotten.

Seems as logical as anything we do in Shakespeare class. The articles we're using to discuss theories about the plays all have essentially the same theme, none of which have brought me any closer to understanding the stories, characters or language of Shakespeare than I was before I started the class.

Hmmm, should I make this one a new historical work, or a pycho-sexual feminist play?