Le Fille D'Ontario Est Stupide!
Francophone #1: ????
Francophone #2: ????
Francophone #1: (laughs) ????
---Notre Dame de Grace
Overheard by Ignore_ant_anglo
Alright just kidding. I think I had to pull out the "Parlez vous Anglais?" about three times, and probably only SHOULD have once. Mostly it had to do with my slaughtering of the French language beyond the comprehension of native speakers.
Anyways, what you really wanted:
Overheard in New York
Suit: I was up in Toronto last week. It was nice, but it was really cold.
Guy: Yeah, it's beautiful up there, but they get winter really early. It's like that Shakespeare line, 'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.'
Suit: [Befuddled silence.]
--LIRR into Penn Station