Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Happy Birthday Snooty Chuckle-Face!

The following in excerpted from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:


a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle


3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice


I would be Zippy Chuckle-Face... though I suppose if you wanted to get really technical it would be Dorky Chuckle-Face.

6 comments:

The Metropolis Kid said...

Huzzah for Goober Pottybrains!


Oh.


Nuts.

Andrew J. Root the First said...

Cheesey Potty-Brains!

Hey, are we related?

Angelo said...

Dumbo Chuckle-Doodle, at your service.

The Metropolis Kid said...

Brother!!!!!

lffn98 said...

Fluffy chuckle-face here

Liz said...

Oh shoot... that's right... you are Fluffy, not Snooty... my bad. Happy Birthday anyways!